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actualmenacebuckybarnes:

less of natasha being an emotionally cold, super scary spy and more about her being a secret troll and epic dork please

that "shall we play a game?" reference, and awkwardly trying to explain her own joke

she uses emoticons to text steve about OFFICIAL SRS BUSINES ;DDD

i bet steve’s “disguise” came out of her own closet, because while natasha wears super sleek leather stuff to maintain her ””image””, left to her own devices she totally rocks the middle school emo look. complete with plastic lens-less hipster glasses because SHE LIKES THE WAY SHE LOOKS WITH GLASSES OKAY IT’S NOT A CRIME

she’s probably told the smithsonian/fossil joke so many times. every time she picks steve up. she thinks she’s hiLARIOUS, and steve’s like, omg you’re such a white suburban dad get away from me

(clint’s like, i’m hungry

hi hungry, i’m natasha, natasha says, and throws a pretzel into his mouth)